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When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew
Question often asked by vagrants and the (often) intoxicated, homeless .... literal translation: "may I ask you a question?"
"mashee queshie" is a sentence. Often followed by "I'm good people."
The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
V. Mash potatoing.
To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.
I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.
Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
A form of jitter clicking most used in sm64 speed runs for blj's
Person one: what's the best way the blj?
Person two: flex mashing ofc