Random
Source Code
Random
A new genre of music which is not noise because noise is over completely, 100%.
21👍 6👎
Metal music with a mix of electronica. A very good example would be Clawfinger and Rob Zombie. This type of metal is known for the fast pased and heavy beats, also cocks.
Dude1: Yo man wana listen to my backstreat boys cd?
Dude2: Fuck you pussy, I listen to Rob Zombie.
Dude1: WTF is rob zombi?
Dude2: He is industrial metal.
Dude1: Thats prety gay!
Dude2: You have 5 seconds to leave before i cut your head off.
105👍 46👎
The color purple when it is metallic.
Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
28👍 9👎
A less looked at form of music, mostly used by people who do not like the way music is supposidly used on stations like the so-called "MTV", which used to stand for Music Television, but, it really should change to "RTV", Reality/Rap Television.
Whenever "Rap" is not on it is a reality show, and vice-versa.
Most people who do not like Death Metal, refer to the ones that do as "Goths", when goths listen to much different things, specificly Goth Metal.
Most people who say these things are most likly 1 of a fewe things, niggers as in ignorant, Emos, or even those who just go along with the said others.
Death metal was never really "Started", Rock just slowly evolved into what is called "Metal", and eventually became other things, mostly another word with metal at the end (Death metal), adn is much different than the last, if you acctually take the time to give an acctual reason why they are different or the same, you must acctually study them, insted of spewing a bunch of crap, thinking that whatever you say is right, when what you consider to be "Death Metal" are bands like Limp Bizkit (Metal/rap) or SlipKnoT (Mallcore).
Death Metal bands are really never shown on T.V., unless of course a child happened to listen to a death metal song once, either 5 years ago or minutes before they killed someone or something worse, which is supposidly linked to "Subliminal messages" in the lyrics, or background, when these songs must now go through extensive checks by EXPERTS to see if anything is being played.
Most of these accuzations are link to Video Games as well.
Most Death metal bands are probably not even names, rather, they are small sentances or a word or two that are acctually real, unlike names like "50 Cent" which is suppose to be said as "fidy" cent, which is acctually a country way to say it, and not hip-hop/rap/slang way at all.
Death Metal T-shirts are normally looked at as "inapropriate", and as they are saying this, someone could talk to them wearing a shirt, by a singer/rapper, who has sung about or is on the shirt, talking about drugs, women, whores, pimps, gangs, or all of the above.
Death Metal is mostly misunderstood by EVERYONE, because of the fact that it is not really "Singing" about anything that is "realistic", like a black man getting anything he wants by talking to women or "Ho's" that will talk to him and do anything to "Fuck" him. Because, what's more realistic? A fantasy world drempt up by the slacking common man, or violent activities in history or the news?
Death Metal can also be classified as "Satanic", where people who listen to it are "Satanistic", or Satan Worshippers. And in reality, neither God nor Satan seem to try to influance us in anyway that they would, or rather, should, according to Bibles and other writtings.
If Satan did influance musical activites, do you think he would use the least heard and most misunderstood and supposidly link to his activities? Or use the most common and most listened to, most bought, and most brainwashing without acctually using subliminal messages? What would make Satan more happy? 30-30+ followers of the music in a large residence, or hundreds of thousands upon millions in just one country?
So after looking at all of this, is "Death Metal" really all that bad? Or is it the other forms of music that say it is bad in order to listen to the more "Mainstream" music, which already makes hundreds of millions/billions more in revinue without trying to switch Death Metal followers to thier own music?
It's pretty damn clear.
(An insult of Death Metal?)
"RRRAWWWWWRRRRGGGGGG!KILL!RAAAWWWWRR RRGGGG"
Scream that above line 85 times in a gruntish voice while smacking your fists randomly against the desk.
It seems they can't even think of an insult by themselves without listening to thier favorite singers/rappers.if you look, almost all the entries that put down Death Metal, say this, pretty much EXACT.
(A person who understands Death Metal)
If death metal's the lowest common denominator in popular music, then pop and rap are the lowest common denominators in REAL music.
163👍 74👎
Flower metal is a term of ridicule applied to power metal. Since power metal itself can cover a broad range of styles, from Manowar's aggressive and loud war anthems to Power Quest's keyboard-saturated melodies, flower metal can be used to specify metal such as the latter.
Flower metal's label can extend well into progressive metal territory.
The term shares some characteristics with flowery language, such as being characteristically over the top and pompous. Other allusions made by the term include the statistically significant number of modern-day hippies which comprise the music's performers and audience, the often bright and colourful images portrayed by the lyrics and tone (although this is certainly not universal) and the delicacy of the compositions, which often interleave and overlap many different instruments and effects like petals, sometimes even whole orchestras.
The term, from an opposite-to-deflowered perspective, may also refer to the vocalists, who's vocal ranges often go as high as prepubescent boys' and young girls' (as well as being high due to the hippy nature of the material).
Seen from a mathematical perpective, the flower content of a song is proportional the the factorial of the product of the frequency of the vocals f, the song length l, the order of complexity O of the percussion, the standard deviation w of the instruments from those of the average metal band, the exponential of the ridiculousness r of the subject matter and the number of solos s. This relationship is expressed in the song's Kai factor where:
K = (flOwe^rs)!
To obtain the complete floweryness of a song also requires knowing the vocal noise level n, the year in which the lyrics are set y, the number of issues the song attempts to preach p and the total number of instruments used I. This gives an overall flower value:
F(song) = (pIK*cosh(y - present_year))/n
Flower metal can be mixed with water to produce Flower oxide, which can then be baked into Oxybread. Consuming this makes one an oxymoron, requiring a steady dose of antioxidants to become a moron. Morons can be annihilated by their antiparticle the lesson.
IMPORTANT: Flower metal is not to be confused with Fhigher metal!
Alice has her flower metal playing again, I can hear the digeridoos from here.
I am sorry, your song does not contain enough dragons and/or robots to be labelled flower metal.
Look at that hippy with his long hair, his guide to Bash and his flower metal.
64👍 25👎
Black metal fans dress up like trolls, power metal fans dress up like knights.
190👍 87👎
A genre of music that uses metal/thrash metal instrumentals and rapped vocals. For a perfect example of this listen to Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine.
Rage Against the Machine is a rap metal band, and the only mainstream one that is any good.
39👍 14👎