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The worst friend you’ll ever ask for. She’s a little fucking dumbass with black hair. She is in 7th grade but looks like she is in fucking 1st grade. She bullies people a lot, spreads dumb fake rumors about people, and so on.
You won’t want to be friends with Morgan Hyde!
Maddie morgan being called a strawberry is when you get a bad sunburn on your face.
A absolute god of a man. He’s funny, sweet, helpful, and protective of the people he cares about.
Person 1: I wish he was like Derek Morgan
Person 2: Well to bad
A complete bitch from Johnston, Rhode Island who looks like an ego pancake took to much adderall and snorted coke. Don’t mess with her though, because she might whip the stick out of her ass to hit someone with. Or maybe she’s looking for it deep inside because her head’s up there too. She looks like the Wendy’s logo gone WRONG. Eek.
We don’t need the death sentence, just lock them in a room with a ‘Morgan Bernier’. They won’t make it 10 minutes. Stupid fucking Wendy’s logo lookin’ ass.
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Some dumbass who decided to make a documentary called "Super Size Me", in which he ate McDonald's three times a day for a month to prove to America that fast food is bad for you. No shit, Sherlock.
Morgan Spurlock: "Now that I have made way too much money making a film about the obvious consequences of eating a fast food diet high in fats, cholesterol and sodium, I think I'll make a film called 'Surgeon General's Warning' where I smoke for 5 years to see how bad smoking is for you"
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What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
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Guy with an amazing mullet who makes amazing ass music.
Y'all should listen to Morgan Wallen, his music is amazing.
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