When the tab from a beer can pokes you in the upper lip as you drink.
My lip hurts now because I just hitlered myself.
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When one designs a nazi symbol using an extreme amount of ink on their hand.(Untill its shines on them.) Then pressing down really hard, with that hand on an other person's clothes, skin, or anything that the ink will stick on. Thus giving that person a nazi symbol too.
Boy 1: Yeah I hitler stickered this jew bitch and he told on me!
Boy 2: Sucks for you...
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The act of only partially coming in ones partners ass, then pulling out and releasing the rest on the ass, legs, etc.
This is in reference to how Hitler was to have shot himself while hiding in his bunker.
See also Dirty Bunker
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Hitler's Bunker.
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The same move as the Dirty Sanchez,
Except a double finger insertion, followed by a two hand, two part moustache
She begged me for the'ol Sanchez, so I one-upped the bitch and gav her a Dirty Hitler.
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Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes