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When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.
When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.
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A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.
Freddy is a limp noodle.
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the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex
Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.
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a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.
usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.
Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.
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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!
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1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online
Dan: Hey I'M bored and i love star wars
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth
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to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon
"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"
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Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.
"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"
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