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Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

by Jack August 17, 2004

374πŸ‘ 287πŸ‘Ž


jerk smirk

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

by westfalia December 29, 2010

23πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


circle jerk

male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.

"Baseball has been overtaken by the banjo concert circle-jerk as the national pastime of the USA."

by ws January 19, 2004

72πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


jerk turd

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

by JBu September 16, 2005

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


pity-jerk

Male masturbation to images/videos/sounds/thoughts of a female he doesn't find particularly attractive, but feels he's doing her a favor by the act.

I'd never hook up with her, but I bet she'd be happy to know I pity-jerk to her pic every now and then.

by Nerdmaster July 28, 2009

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


soda jerk

1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby

2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum

The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...

by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010

78πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


circle jerks

a 'game' popular with Frat Boys where a group of them stand in a circle & masterbate in a contest until the last one to ejaculate loses. Similar to a Wet Toast Party but without the bread

Are Circle Jerks gay? No, not if you're a Frat boy and practice Date Rape

by Baβ€˜al ZebΓ»b August 5, 2005

36πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž