I have a boyfriend

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."

Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.

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Have a good day.

At the end of the argument you write
Have a good day.

It means fuck you.

(From a Midwestern / Michigan girl)

You screwed me over, but I want this conversation to end and get the last word in. Have a great day.

(A long argument) - I will take care of it. Have a good day.

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Have your back

Having someone's back is an idiomatic expression meaning that you're watching out for that person, basically taking care and protecting that person from harm.

Backing someone up is also an idiomatic expression meaning that you will support that person in word and deed.

I have your back I promised

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wii have a problem

When something breaks or goes wrong during the use of a Nintendo Wii. The term originated when handstraps broke and people started breaking their stuff when a controller went flying...

Person B is playing a Wii.
*CRASH*
Person A: What was that?!
Person B: Uhh, Wii have a problem. See that window over there...?
Person A: Why is there a BIRD in here?

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I have a headache

What a female usually say`s when she does not want to have sex.

Guy "I love you" (guys way of trying to get laid).
Girl " I can`t I have a headache" (girls way of saying your not getting any tonight).

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lord have mercy

1. An expression used out of frustration and seeing no clear solution to a problem.

2. An expression of disbelief.

1. Tom: "That stripper you banged in the casino elevator that one night says she might be pregnant."

Joe: "What!? Not again! Lord have mercy..."

2. Jane: "I was so drunk that night, I wish I could remember the guy who banged me in the elevator. Im gonna get a paternity test and whoever he was is gonna be paying A LOT of child support."

Joe: "Lord have mercy..."

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Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

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