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(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
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(extra credit for dogfish)n. the invisible force that keeps you warm, irrelevant of the external temperature, after consuming vast amounts of alchoholic liquid refreshment...see also beer goggles beer muffs mystery taxi beer scooter
"Are you coming with us in the taxi quentin? It's frightfully nippy out" "Fackin tennn notes for a fackin ride home,, fack offff,,my beer coat'll keep me warm you fackin toffs"
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An act in which one lubricates the neck of a beer bottle then fully sits on it so it completely enters that person anally. They then lean forward, lifting the bottle upwards so the contents flow into their anal cavity. The bottle is then removed and the contents are sprayed from the anus. This also produces a quick alcohol buzz compared to drinking the beer. Also related to the term, "beer enema cocktail" in which someone drinks the beer after it has been used as an enema.
Sally didn't want to have "beer breath" so she had several beer enemas at the party.
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amusement; pleasure; fun. A good time.
Life is not all beer and skittles.
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When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.
Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.
When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.
Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.
Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.
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A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.