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The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
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Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.
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a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.
holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
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when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d
She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam
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A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.
Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!
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When a chicks clit is so erect and stimulated it is like a penis.
Dude, that chick has a humongous vagina pole!
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In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
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