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When a man has anal sex with a woman and ejaculates so much that the woman has to evacuate her bowels immediately after intercourse.
Man: How did you like that pork enema?
Woman: Not at all; now i have to take a shit, asshole!
Man: Not my fault, you knew you would get it in the ass sooner or later.
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What happens to your girlfriends ass after having anal intercourse
When I got done fucking her in the ass, I pulled my cock out and had pork gravy all over it.
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The condition of a female's vaginal cavity after hours and hours of dry sex. The natural "juices" are depleted after a long session and the friction creates an unpleasant, burning feeling for the female. Knowing that the female is in utter pain, the male keeps going and going until ejaculation anyway.
Ronald took two viagras and fucked Minnie Cooper all night long. Half way through she got dry, but 'ole Ronnie, being the Stud he is, rode that PORK RIND to the end.
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The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.
Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.
verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.
She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?
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The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.
Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"
The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!
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A large number of police cars parked in one area.
Shit dude, we need to divert. There's a pork party up ahead.
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A fat persons rear end that is so saggy it forms a kind of point where the cheeks meet at the bottom.
Most often seen on a woman wearing a cheap, very bad fitting pair of trousers, even jeans, but can on occasion also be observed on similarly clothed men.
Hey lesley, look at the pork chop on that, she just put me off my dinner!
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