Someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. You could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an AA meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. These people don't see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms BASIC. These people are low lives and their attitude brings everyone around them down.
Nicole: Tony is such a puddle drinker.
Erin: Thought you two were happy.
Nicole: Noo, When lucy came to toxic with me the other night... ughh.
Erin: Nooo, what did he do?
Nicole: He was copping a chubby on Mandy.
Erin: Noooo, Thought she done sleeping around after she let Ernie boys run a train on her.
Nicole: Noo, and Tony and I are finished.
The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.
Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night.
Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!
When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused
“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”
Cuddling in your own cum and piss after sex.
"We puddle cuddled in the bed last night it was a blast!"
When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking
Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday
a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.
hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.