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A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.
When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.
The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...
An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
What a redneck says before they die: Hey y'all watch this.
"Hey y'all watch this" is what a redneck would say when they tried to jump a motorcycle over the family truck and ends up landing on Grandma, hence the term redneck goodbye.
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All of the girls from the local high school went to the Redneck Riviera to get drunk and cruise the strip.
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A Row in the parking lot at your high school that all the rednecks back into with their huge lifted trucks and huge tires. they honk their horns at non rednecks walking by, spit dip everywhere, leave cigarette butts everywhere and empt beer cans. before they walk into school they all reve their engines then they all walk into school togethr hoopin and hollerin.
Redneck row
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