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empt

Word with no apparent meaning except that it seems to have to do with nuking people.

Invented by a media hack after the US soft-peddled on North Korea while getting ready to invade Iraq. "It seems the doctrine of pre-emption only means pre-empting people who can't empt back". (To "pre-empt" means to act first).

Like, North Korea can nuke people so America daren't bomb them, which makes nonsense of the "Bush Doctrine" - however, since they can't nuke America and since Bush probably doesn't give a fuck if they nuke Japan, S Korea or China, this probably isn't true, it's just that N Korea don't have any oil or anything else Bush's corporate friends want.

by troops out of iraq April 21, 2004

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empt

the best thing ever if you ever meet this madlad bow down and give him subs money and buy his merch

omg i love your content empt

by empt follower October 27, 2020

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Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.

Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016

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pre empt

1. To do something before someone does something else (probably the thing that you are about to do to them) to you

2. To remove a television or other similar program from its regular airing temporarily.

1. The US decided to pre empt a strike on its soil by Iraq by striking them first.

2. The NFL has pre empted King of the Hill...again.

by dsaus April 12, 2007

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Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

by Panasonic Wolf April 24, 2016


empt

a fat fuck who drinks until he passes out

Gross, hes such an empt

by gamerboyxxxx08 November 5, 2021