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A person who works in the Purchasing Dept.
"Hey, whats the name of that guy that works in Purchasing? You know the one with glasses?"
"Retard."
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You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded
Is that my imagination or are you retarded?
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1. Ol' Fashioned Term being the mentally disabled person that has problems with logic.
2. Word used to insult both disabled and sometimes non-disabled because of their stupidity that incites annoyance.
Prep no. 1: "That kid's gay cuz' he's into Goth even though Goth's Dead!"
Prep no. 2: "Yeah, he's a retard!"
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a person who is really stupid or has a mental disorder
you are a retard for reading this hole thing why the hell didnt you stop reading this after i called you a retard you stupid shit ok you really should stop reading this before i make you read a word like i want to fuck my mom.
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A person who lacks an appropriate reasoning skill that makes them incapable of differentiating a falsehood from reality.
Retard 1: The earth is flat.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
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Used to describe the assholes who write definitions for their own or someone else's name to either suck their own dick or to bitch about someone they hate.
Retard: Amy: Some stuck up whore who obviously thinks that she's better than everyone and-
The rest of the internet: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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