Peace River

A place in northern Alberta. Dustin and Acacia the cow live there. Lots of natives live in Peace River so it always smells like whiskey. There are at least 5 native homeless native villages in Peace River. Peace River is missing hot girls except for Drew's cousin, who actually lives in Vancouver. But were not going to get technical.

Peace River is going to have a Nuke plant in it.

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River Monster

Ugly, hideous, disgusting FEmale human being found around the Hudson Valley region.

Going out to get some underaged river monsters.

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river rat

One who stays on and/or near NO PARTICULAR river more than one lives in ones own house and spends long, strenuous hours enduring the rapids, with one's choice of various water sports, such as, but not limited to; kayaking, canoeing, rafting, and the ever popular tubing.
It is very possible that one has not showered in an extended period of time.
It is also highly possible to find among this wondrous group of people a body that smokes that beautiful, amazing, god-sent herb, marijuana<3.

1)
Person A: I haven't seen that person in at least a month.
Person B: Probably because that river rat never leaves the river.
2)
Person A: Man that person stinks.
Person B: You'll find that many river rats do due to an extended period of time on the river without a shower.
3)
Person A: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like... skunk!

Person B: Well see that river rat over there? First, it is not skunk you are smelling. Second, that is not oregano it's..... real good "TOBACCO" in that "TOBACCO pipe".

;)

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Chocolate River

Whenever anal occurs & the one recieving has to take a shit, and as soon as penis is removed a mixture of semen & shit flow at a rapid rate out of their ass

After I pulled out I saw the chocolate river

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river rule

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."

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Ridgeville River

A small stream (officially titled "French Creek") that runs through North Ridgeville, Ohio. Affectionately named so by the local residents.

A week without rain and the Ridgeville River completely dries up!

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quiver river

Female ejaculation. Squirting.

When she orgasmed her quiver river flowed with the intensity of the Nile!

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