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this title is the highest military ranking in the Somali navy, the medalijon is said to have been stolen form an German Nazi officer.
The one that bear this has control of all the seven seas.
First guy: Hey did you have sex with The Nigger king on the seven seas
second guy: i dont speak shit
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A girl who is actually a seven but truly believes she's a 10. Also see delusional
Colleen has great tits but she's not anywhere close to hot. What a seven ten split!
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An rpg for the super nintendo released mid 90's. A unique experience featuring the characters from the super mario universe. It spanned multiple sequels and is revered as one of the most enjoyable and unique rpg experiences.
I played super mario legend of the seven stars and loved it.
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"have you ever thought what does 'school' mean?"
"i think it stands for: 'seven cruel hours of our lives'"
"ok, thanks!"
if you break a mirror a curse u will get u will never fall in love loose your wife or husband all your kids will die wind up in prison etc and the only way to break this curse according to the leprechaun and the end of the rainbow is to listen to careless whisper from wham! over and over again and bath yourself in picures of steven tylers fish lips to lift the curse only to pass it on to the one you value most in live weather it be some in your life or some such as a role model like carrot top or some one you believe in like jesus.
dont break the mirror or youll get seven years bad luck
o shit i broke the mirror bow i got to bath in steven tylers fish lips
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The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
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1). when things go so far south, you come close to hitting the mexican border.
2). when someone does something so inexplicably fucked up, the person they did it to will rain down the fires of righteousness on their sorry asses.
"ah christ. jenkins just fucked the CO's girl."
"yep, sarge is gonna unleash seven different flavors of shit on him when he finds out."
"can't say it was nice knowin' him. heh."
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