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S- SURE
H- HAPPY
I- ITS
T-THUSDAY
DACIA: OMG MADDIE SHIT!
MADDIE:MEEH TOO LOVE NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PANTIE RAID YOU
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1. A very popular exclamation. Can be used in almost any situation.
2. The act of pooping
3. The poop itself
4. Something awesome
5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit.
6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.
1. Shit! It's due tommorow?!
2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you...
3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food.
4. Dude this weed is the shit!
5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying.
I feel bad for what we did to the shit
tree, but man it was fun. I hope my
eyebrows grow back.
6. Shit!
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1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.
1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.
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YOUR SCREWED
Dude YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POKE THE TREE ITS GONNA SPLOAD.
Really!?
OH SHIT!
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If you don't know what shit is you have shit for brains. I do have a nice bit to add on the origin of the word though.
ORIGIN: Hundreds of years ago in England manure was shipped as fertilizer by sea to famers for use on their fields. The ships that they used to haul this nasty freight were wooden and the smell of fresh shit made the sailors sick. Some sailors started storing the shit deep in the hull and even attempted to seal off the smell. Unfortunatey, the methane gas from all the manure built up and as soon as some poor sailor came by with a lit pipe or a lantern... BOOM!!!
To avoid this, sailors realized they had to let the dangerous cargo air out, and that manure was only safe at the top of the frieght stacks in the ocean breeze. Crates holding manure had the abbreviation S.H.I.T. on them to remind sailors to Ship High In Transit. Thus, the term shit was born and went on to become one of the most beloved and interchangable curse words in English history. Now ain't that some fascinating shit?
Shit can mean anything from the lowest of the low to the greatest of the great!
Ex: Denzel Washington's acting is the shit!!! (positive)
Ex2: Rush Limbaugh is a lardass, hypocritical, lying, bigoted, drug addicted, narrow-minded, arrogant, and self-obsessed piece of toxic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Somthing that happens when you least expect it.
My life is shit.
My luck is for shit.
"If shit didn't happen we'd all walk around constipated"
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