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a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called Mr Patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies
the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a Texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.
person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?
person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!
Person1: Fcuk that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.
Person2: True...lets raid that corner shop
kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?
Person:1 FO' shizzle
Person3: Ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.
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a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.
Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!
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A shop in vocatioinal high schools that is completely pointless. Were all the people who are retarded enough to take an everyday chance of dieing go into. Anybody that takes this shop feels inportant because they do the average easy work that 75% of americans are too lazy but yet capable of doing themselfes. After taking this shop you will learn two things. 1 how to tac wires up against a beam and rip them apart after and 2 you just wasted 4 years of your life hanging out with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of wires.
At a funeralo what happened to him?he's an electrician o you mean he wasted 4 years of his life in the electricity shop having a sausage fest just to die?yup thats what i said
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An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.
*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
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verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.
Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.
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when you go shopping looking like a whore/slut and/or you go shopping for whorish things like thongs and lacy "things"
Cat:Hey Claire wanna go whore shopping this weekend?
Claire:Sure I need some new thongs
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Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice
"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"
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