smell your teeth

A N.Ireland slang term used to describe ones breath

First introduced into Ireland to describe the state of a persons oral state.

Todd: Here jim bo your ma is rotten
Jim Bo: Ah smell your teeth

Can also be used as "Smell your teef" depending on orgion.

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smell my flower

The most awesome thing in the world to say. Its completely random and awesome. Say it whenever you want or when you cant answer a question. Can either be thought of as gross or just random and funny

-"Hey whats up?"
-"SMELL MY FLOWER!"
-"ummmmm ok... i'm gona go now"

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can you smell that?

When someone is talking bullshit, another people listening may interrupt saying, "Can you smell that?", referring to the imaginary smell of bullshit coming from the original speaker.

Person 1: I pulled this stunning girl at the weekend
Person 2: Can you smell that?

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Burnt Popcorn Smell

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.

Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.

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burnt popcorn smell

The smell of someone's piss who smokes too much weed.

That golden shower just smelled like burnt popcorn!
(burnt popcorn smell)

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Smell My Brick

(1) Another way to say suck my dick without using any fowl language (2) What Billy (A retarded Petersburg midget) thought inmates were telling him in the Petersburg jail.

(Ex1)
Guy A: Dude, how gay are you?
Guy B: Smell my brick!

(Ex2)
Inmate: Suck my Dick!
Billy: What does Smell My Brick mean?

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Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

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