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spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019


pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017


Spread the Word

The demand/catchphrase of Smile Dog

Smile Dog: SPREAD THE WORD

by DiaperSkunk13 April 29, 2021


diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024


liquid spread

A liquid spread is a moistening of the pants after a very aggressive flagilance It may also be described as a very intense feeling of a soon to come liquid spread Those who experience liquid spreads are predominantly male, with the legs, and may also show signs of deb complex

dawg i just caused a liquid spread

There might be some liquid spread in my polos

by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 2, 2019


furry spread

the sight of a hairy ass hole when you spread someone's butt cheeks

yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread

by furryspreader October 5, 2014


Hollywood Spreads

A way of saying what you're going to put on toast without saying what it is. It could mean nutella, jam or peanut butter but they'll never know.

I'm going to have some good old hollywood spreads on my toast!

by theendzombo December 2, 2024