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The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.
It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual
It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool
S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
When you fuck a girl in the ass unlubricated till she screams for mercy and bleeds. Then you tell her how she made you mad then continue to do it till you almost die from exhaustion.
She was tried to play me so I gave her a foot long sub.
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A sandwitch ordered at Subway that comprises of every meat filling but no fruit or veg.
Called the Heart stopper animal kingdom sub as it raises your colestral and kills as many animals as possible in just one sandwitch.
Fat guy: Can I have one Heart stopper animal kingdom sub.
Subway worker: Wow, just wow...
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When she sucked you but left you with blue balls (you didn't get to nut) for a week and she comes back for her weekly visit to yo dick (nut launcher) then she lets you at her pink velvet (puss puss) only for you to nut within 1 min so hard that your condom gets stuck in her uterus.
That bitch rubbed me so hard I gave her a nice Sub-sonic Mighty Phat Nut
Origin: Latin
An admonition given in Latin clases in English speaking countries. Its literal translation, if not in English, is nonsensical, but in English is "Never Where Under Where." SUSU is often found as grafiti in the more educative schools.
Semper ubi sub ubi - Anonymous
**Author leaves giggling**
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The act of grasping ones penis so the tip only shows. While applying pressure to the shaft a can of deodorant is taken and placed so the lips of the penis are flush with the release on the can. The individual then releases the contents of the can down the urethra until a sub-zero frost sensation is achieved.
Everyone was having a good time in the locker room until Mike decided to perform the sub-zero tip trick?
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A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree
You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.
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