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sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 17, 2014


Sweaty Heads

petty hoes

Listen up, and listen good sweaty heads.

by cjd1027 July 28, 2016


sweaty mozarella balls

The way your hand smells when you put your hand under your balls,take it out and smell it after a long summer day of 101°

"Damn my ball meat smells like sweaty mozarella balls daniel"

by Drdraindill November 23, 2017


Sweaty bedwars player

A player that has not seen the sun in 10 years, generates at least 2 buckets worth of sweat a day and probably uber eats kfc for every meals
Some of their abilities include: placing blocks at a mindboggling rate of 10 blocks/sec, hitting you with their swords from 7 block away, incredible knockback with each swings, 1 vs 4 your team while only losing 2 hearts, rushes other bases in the first 30 seconds, fully equip diamond armors after 2 minutes and the list goes on

They probably have no real life skills or achievements

"Wow look at that sweaty bedwars player beating every other teams by himself, I bet he doesnt touch grass
And why does he have MVP+, like imagine paying money top have your name blue"

by Jav12345 September 22, 2022


sweaty phanuter

- slang for the Brian Nute

Hey sweaty phanuter, stop stealin our sandwiches

by BNute March 5, 2005


sweaty gangster

A white person who normally lives in the country but dresses urban and goes to all the events in town with his fatass girlfriend who normally wears sweat pants that say "baby girl" on the butt. A sweaty gangster wears oversized south pole clothing . You can normally find one at any state or county fair walking around broke as fuck trying to bum a dollar for a pepperoni stick. They sweat so much the back end of there faded phat farm tee is drenched an you can usually spot them picking up ciggarette butts close to a near by ash tray . A sweaty gangster may have a tattoo of a baby holding money bags with " born hustler" I'm old English .

" damn bro the wife beater that sweaty gangster had on was once white but now is yellow"

by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016


Sweaty Ballsock

What happens when you run cross country, and afterwards you are so sweaty that you wrap your balls in a sock.

After cross-country I had to get a "sweaty ballsock"

by Discover something terrifying September 13, 2021