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A sensation of vision becoming blurry or unable to focus after staring at something for too long.
My eyes are swimming after I worked hard for 1 hour.
Only the BEST swim team out there. They're like a family.
Yo man did you meet the girls from ducks swimming?
Yeah, they were the best! I wish I was cool enough to join.
When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
A high school that is goated in D3 swim, scoring top of D3 for consecutive years.
"yo leme see the heat sheet"
"Oh crap we are going MKHS Swim?!?!"
Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.
Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool