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That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
to bone, to hit it, to have sex
Damn brotha, you fine, wanna wrap skin?
When you are with your buddy and have a threesome. You dont want your nuts to tuch his so your wrap your legs and nuts in suran wrap and he dose the same thing so when you both are in the girls holes your nuts dont tuch one anothers.
Yo bro lets smash that bitch together.
Ok but we have to buddy wrap first
A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.
"I love you, bubble-wrap".
"I love you too, bubble-wrap".
What happens when you're banging out a message on a computer, or texting a message, and you press the wrong keys and the message "wraps" and deletes words, causing you to make typos or a completely unreadable message. The message equivalent of a car accident.
"He brought his clari with nethim" is one example of a wrap wreck. The speaker meant to say "He brought his clarinet with him".
You’re fifty shades of fucked. There’s LITERALLY nothing you can do to get yourself out of this situation.
Me: “what is Sundown town?”
Person: “it’s an all white suburb mostly in the south, but once it’s night time, your ass better be inside. It’s wraps if a white person catches yo outside in Sundown town.
The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO