Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.
She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!
Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.
1. punched, smacked, attacked.
2. drunk, alternatively, tired.
1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"
2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."
An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park
The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.
Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.
When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.
Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?