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A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.
After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?
Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.
A stupid homosexuel with frizzy hair.
Richrad simmons is a burrito boy.
A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".
She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.
To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.
The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.
The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.
She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.