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ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .
damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..
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Similar to vore , it is when someone enters anothers penis completely.
Sandra get the lube, we’re doing cock vore tonight
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One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
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A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.
It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.
Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"
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“Nice Cock” is usually said when a male sees another males genitals and congratulates them for it. Usually men named Luke, Nick or Adam say this frequently.
Adam: *shows his penis*
Luke and Nick: HEY NICE COCK
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Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.
Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.
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When you've got a threesome going with two girls, one is laying on top of the other, and you alternately penetrate each one, i.e. insert penis into the top girl, then withdraw and insert it into the bottom girl, then the top one again, then the bottom, ad infinitum until orgasm. This is flying the cock. Originally coined by Jeffy of RSD.
I flew the cock with Sydney and her mom last night dude, it was awesome--Jeffy would be proud!
I'm flying the cock bitches!
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