flugal horn

a word used during sex when things get to heated or you cant handle any more and you both stop when the word is uttered.

a safe word.

girl - flugal horn,
guy - ok the cufs are comming off.

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Honk The Horn

The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.

- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.

- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.

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Around the horn

Getting a BJ while driving.

Guy 1: George went around the horn with Sara!
Girl 1: What's around the horn?
Guy 1: Just think about it.

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horn of gondor

When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex.

Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.

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skin horn

a penis; another way to say dick

Shut the fuck up bitch and play a melody on my skin horn!

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Horn dog

An utter deviant and hedonist. Whilst on a 'come-down' this breed of man becomes blind to gender and the usual social barriers normally in place.

Chris was being a massive horn dog last weekend. I swear he's on heat sometimes.

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Mystery Horn

n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)

This isn't even a Mystery Horn. It's just a ball of duct tape, dude!

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