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Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"
"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
The most degenerate form of human interaction
"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"
You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.
twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"
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When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.
(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.
(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.
Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱
a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you
tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail