vaginal demon

Going to town on the vagina.

During sex you are humping the crap out of the vagina.
So, you are a vaginal demon after having sex.

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vaginal ditch

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

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vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

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vaginal beatdown

The vaginal beatdown is commonly treated with ice to reduce the swelling

A girl known as Nikki Nova, from Staten Island, is no stranger to the vaginal beatdown.

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vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

1. Shelia: “rabbit! rabbit! I got vaginal fluid!”
Rabbit: “Oh My goodness! It’s leaking!”
2. When Flo Walked Home Shortly There’s This Leaking On The Floor.
Flo: “Oh My goodness! Please! I got vaginal fluid! Help! On the floor!”
Gordon: “mom! What happened when you got home?”
Flo: “oooh Sorry, son. I have to go to Bedroom to check”

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Vaginal Stigmata

period; aunt Flo; monthly visitor

Christina Aguilera had a case of vaginal stigmata at the Etta James funeral

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vaginal slurp

That sound her pussy makes when you pull out too quick.

"Dude, I was fuckin' her last night and almost came but when I pulled out she had a vaginal slurp and I lost my boner!!"

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