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A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed
The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k
A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day