Boobs

The woman's equivalent of testicles.

"Hehe boobs on the calculator is 80085." Said Dave.
" Giggity." Said Harry.

Friday night Funkin

Newgrounds brand new love child. It's Parrapa the Rapper without the dog fucking a flower. It's Dance Dance Revolution but you break finger rather than your feet. You play as the Boyfriend (retards call him Keith) as he rap battles ex Rockstar parents, Sr Pelos Skid and Pump from his spooky month videos he post every October. A lemon demon!? And Pico, newgrounds beloved mascot who killed a bear, genetic clones, a ninja, a Mohawk kid, a kid with telekinesis powers and goth girl with a dick!? It's a pretty fun game tho.

P1:"I like Friday night Funkin."

P2: " Ok I dare you to play week 4 on hard mode!"
P1: ._."

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Five nights at Freddy's

A point and click horror game developed by Scott Cawthon. He used make Christian games. The series revolves around child murder, exotic butters and a pig with a banjo. Not to mention the merch. Like who's gonna buy a plush or a figure that's possessed by a vengeful soul named Cassidy. Oh yeah that's right. Me...

A:Yeah dude I play Five nights at Freddy's.
B:Oh Five nights at Freddy's. What do you have to do to get the insanity ending in Freddy Fazbears pizzaria simulator. Who is the best Fnaf World character. What is the name of the Cryi-

A: STFU

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

Asexual

They're either Worms or Virgins.- My Dad.

Person 1: I'm asexual.
Person 2: ok virgin
Person 1: :(

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