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When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
Massive quadriceps.
That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.
A game where one drives a muffler deleted car through neighborhoods past 11 pm attempting to wake the sleeping individuals. You win the game if the person comes out of their house, chasing you.
The goons played Wake the Neighbor last night and almost got arrested.
Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.
Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!
The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.
Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.