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Man: "you've had enough to drink"
Woman: "kiss a duck"
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This one is one of a kind. When you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in Iceland). You accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with your pulsing prolapsing brown star.
Ahh shit man i went swimming last night with my kids and i accidentally gave some french tourist an Icelandic kiss
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When you and your boyfriend/spouse are kissing but still want to check out the scenery you both look oppisite ways while sliding your lips against one another thus creating the "Sliding Kiss"
I was kissing my man, when I heard some one approaching and wanted to see so I slipped him a sliding kiss
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To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.
“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”
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Constantly craving juicy lips of the one who holds your heart.
This often happens when your love is being an idget.
Girl: I miss kissing. I am having kissing withdrawals. Let's make out.
Guy: Absolutely.
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when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.
Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.
Person 2: Sick, dude, how?
Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit
Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.
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Glasgwegien slang for headbutt
Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss
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