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When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis
My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!
When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb
M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*
When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.
You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?
Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!