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Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt monkey

James "The Rocket" aka: Monkey Pole

Rocket's an anal-dwelling butt monkey

by The Fridge July 16, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheese eating surrender Monkeys

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

by Doogie Robertson November 5, 2006

147๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

by Madelaine February 21, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

by mista_g October 28, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.

You damn cum guzzling dumpster monkey!!

by The_Douche September 2, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh August 25, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž