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refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.
Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!
Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)
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Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.
That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something
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Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
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Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"
"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
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When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!
Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!
You: thats so true!
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Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.
Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.
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The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.
Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other
Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*
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