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paCOCK uhhhhhhhhh
a noise alicia tends to make :)
Alicia needed her inhaler so bad, but she couldn't find it so when she #squealed she sounded like an #asthma chicken
Can I have some breaded grated chicken leg bis please?
That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it
"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie
"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken
Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.
You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!
The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him
You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!