Canary in the whore mine

Like the lame zebra that the herd tolerates, the canary in the whore mine is the predictable skunk that a group of girls brings along when they go out to sacrifice to the fiercest (and least desirable) male predators . . .

"Hey Rachel, a group of us are going clubbin' Friday night, want to join?"
"I don't know - is that bitch Heather going to be there?"
"Yeah - we needed a canary in the whore mine."

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little bitty whore

A little bitty whore

You little bitty whore!

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FB Chat Whore

a chick who goes on facebook and flirts with a whole group of guys with out any of them really knowing.

Dude 1: "bro, i was talking to _____ last night on FB"
Dude 2: "really me too?"
Dude 3: "i was too."
Dude 4: "guys WTF?!"
Dude 5: "lol, she's a FB Chat Whore"

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teenage angst whore

Everyone knows a teenage anst whore. Long hair, constantly complaining,often named Ryan.

*A thorn in my side :) !

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Holy Crack Whore

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.

1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

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Co-whore-dination

When 2, or more, people plan to show up in super slutty outfits

Person 1: oh my gosh, have you seen what they’re wearing?!
Person 2: yeah, they totally planned it
Person 1: true, it must have taken some co-whore-dination

the stench of a thousand whores

An odor so foul and offensive, that will bring a grown man to his knees and make his eyes tear up like raw onions. The stench permeates any clothing that it may come in contact with, and causes the wearer to burn all garments that are contaminated. A scalding shower is a must after such an encounter.

Hey man, what’s that awful smell???? Oh I haven’t had a shower in a month of Sunday’s. Well your ass bears the stench of a thousand whores!!!!