William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor