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We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,
'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.
Friend 1: wanna go to class early
Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert
When you are haveing sexy time with a femail and you cum in her eyes and then put a fish bowl filled with coffee on her head and push her down the stairs into 5 moby dildos
I gave that slut the joe fishbowl and she went wild
A person who can pull off the name Guapo Joe is a complete stud. He’s the smoothest guy on the block, but don’t let his good looks fool you. He is not the dude to mess with.
Guapo Joe is probably Spanish, but either way he is a beast and will probably steal your girl. He is an intelligent man that knows when to talk and when to just sit back and observe.
Friend: Yo who’s that guy getting all the girls over there? I want to go show him up.
Other Friend: Oh, that’s Guapo Joe. Get used to it, he’s a beast. And don’t mess with him, you will regret it.
Smartest Mofo ever
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
He lovvvvvvvvvvvvves military fails. And talks about how he has American friends and is going there.
Hey im joe williams i have American friend bye.