Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

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James

a boy who cums in his pants at church

Friend 1: Want to go sit with James
Friend 2: No way what if he is horny

Layla

In love with joe joe because well idk

Friend 1: Where is Layla?
Friend 2: Probably dreaming about joe joe

tiff

what Ollie and Layla were in

Ollie to Johnathan: Me and Layla are in a tiff

Layla and Halle

a dynamic duo. they have bloomed hair so Johnathan hates them. 26-25=1 and God is number 1 so they are basically equal to god but like a tiny bit lower

Person 1: Who is the best?
Person 2: Layla and Halle

drum line

in love with the color guard. gossips 24/7 usually about the color guard. Can’t stand in a straight line at the last set of movement four for all the love and money in the world

Band Kid: isn’t that clarinet player so cute
Drum line: I prefer color guard plus she is two years younger than me.

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert