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When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.
" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"
Organization founded in 2020 by Sir Yew Fart. Many organization meetings include sports activities or study groups, but mostly for talking shit about someone or something.
Who are those sketchy people?
Oh they are from Yew Fart.
A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.
"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"
The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.
Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.
Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.
Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.
When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan
Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it