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The hairless half inch that will make you cry
Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus
the other day i fell over and started cry cause i tripped over kais penis
When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 1: *dies*
person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*