when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)
the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!
Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.
When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.
Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.
The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out
Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting
When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.
random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.
random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!
An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis
When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!
When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!
Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.
Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?
Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog