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A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
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The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
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1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!
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A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.
Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.
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A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.
Jack: "Dude... My dad died."
Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"
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That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
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To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"
"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."
"Haha sick!"
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