Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

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Cheese Richardson

When somebody is tripping out on drugs they are doing the "Cheese Richardson"

Lonny was totally pulling a Cheese Richardson last night.

Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.