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Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.
Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.
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When a male masturbates with a burrito.
I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.
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While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"
"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"
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In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.
Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...
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When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
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Someone who acts extremely gay or dumb. It's used as a chirp if you dont like that one person.
"Man, go away your such a heat bag"
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A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.
Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.
ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!
JESUS: Fuck yeah!
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