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A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
A person who wears brand name clothing (usually with huge logos attached to it) and is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the type of clothing they wear. They are usually worn by smelly fat kids who wear contacts and swears a lot to try and look more appealing and boost their ego to girls who never even bother to look at them.
"Look at that fat kid wearing the Quicksilver sweater sitting here with no friends around him."
"Yeah, what a brand name whore!"
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Is a nasty bitch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says "please wet the paper before whipping", to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the toilet she is waiting outside with her sharp nails usually with shiny red polish ready to turn you around pull your underwear down and give you the most painful pull you ever experienced, with her teeth clenched and her eyes maniacally fixed on your crack, she rapidly inserts her open hand on your ass grabs as a many dingle berries as she can and finally proceeds to pull very hard. She draws pleasure of feeling the hairs breaking out of your crack and the sensation of having a handful of dingleberries, she can hardly make a fist. If the dingleberry puller whore is in extreme rage she indulges in stuffing the mouth of her victim with the extracted berries and to kick the victims crack with her also shiny red hills.
Seth: Jack you remember Susan from Marketing?
Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?
Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.
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A lying, malevolent, deceitful whore from Kirksville, MO, that sleeps with men in or around Kirksville, MO in order to receive a drug that they do not have the avenues to obtain. These drugs can vary but in most cases it is typically called "Shake and Bake" which is a slang term/different type for Methamphetamine. They most commonly sleep around groups of friends while bouncing from one to the next and end up becoming addicted to being a shit cricker whore.
Hey, do you want to hit up that shit cricker whore tonight?
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Coined from the hit movie "Mean Girls" by the excellent actress Rachel McAdams. It can mean many things, either friendly or non. Mostly used as a greeting, or as a burn, bitch. It's a flexible saying, but be sure you're friendly before using in a joking manner, it could be offensive as well.
Jeanean: "Hey Kylie!"
Kylie: "Boo you whore! what are you up to girl?"
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Geneva: "I'm so upset! My boyfriend David broke up with me!"
Olivia: "Boo, you whore-- get over it!"
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Barbie Barbara: "Damn, I'm hot in my A&F jeans."
Emo Emily: "Boo, you fucking whore! Get over yourself, cake face!"
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A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining orange juice to feed her addiction.
That Keira kid is such an orange juice whore.
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a whore to the greatest extent attracted to dudes who work at best buy.
guy 1: dude there goes the best buy WHORE
guy 2: i can tell by the trail of herpes behind her.
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