Kirksville

aka K-Vegas is the mecca of Northeast Missouri. Also home to the Harvard of the Midwest, aka Truman State University. Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine is also located there. It was the first, and is still the best, College of Osteopathic Medicine in the COUNTRY!!! The people of Kirksville are nice folk, although some are meth-heads. The students of Truman State are known to be a bit nerdy, then again, excellence is no accident. All in all, Kirksville is cool. The coolest thing about it is that you will never go there. (Unless you are there NOW because you are a Truman Student who looked up Kirksville on Urbandictionary).

Jesse: Where do you go to school?
Hannah: The Princeton of the Prarie.
Jesse: Where's that?
Hannah: Kirksville.

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Kirksville High School

A public high school in Kirksville, northeastern Missouri, notoriously home of various celebrities such as the vice principal, The Penguin, and several teachers borne of the DNA of Medusa who were produced in the school's scientific research facility on the south wing, added in 2010. The ~800 students at Kirksville High School have a familial average annual income of $120,000, but when you remove outliers, this number drops to $550.

The Penguin - "HEH HEH HEH. Welcome to my lair, the Kirksville High School office. What have we here, Bats?"
Student - "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

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